I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness. Commentary:Awkwardness level: Expert 🎩🤓💃
A little mystery is the sweetest seduction. Commentary:Looks like my life is the ultimate seduction, considering even I can’t figure out what’s going on! 🤔🔍✨
Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash. Commentary:"Potato, oh potato, so symmetrical and round, would you like a little smash in town? 😏🥔 #SeductiveSpud"
