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Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

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Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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12 shares on Telegram this month:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

33 shares on Slack this month:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

100 shares on Threads this month:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

69 shares on Telegram this month:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

89 shares on Discord this month:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

76 shares on Discord this month:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

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I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

Making waves on WeChat:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Just landed via Slack:

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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