179 Funny self-care quotes

Funny self-care quotes remind us that taking care of ourselves doesn’t always have to be serious! 😌🛁 Whether it’s pampering yourself with snacks, pretending that one hour of sleep is enough, or indulging in some much-needed alone time, these quotes show that self-care can be just as funny as it is necessary. After all, laughter is a great form of self-care too! 😂💅🛋️

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Commentary:
Well, who knew that "sexy" was officially on the list of acceptable reasons to call in? 💁‍♀️✨ Forget about sick days—if you're feeling a little off your glamorous game, just swipe that resignation letter and stay home! 😂💃 Because honestly, sometimes even your mirror needs a day off from your fabulousness. 🔥🙈 #SelfCare #WorkFromYawn

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the human struggle: trying to find a balance between listening to your body and not letting it run the show. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe if we all had snackceptional self-control, we'd be napping less and snacking more. 🛌🍪 #SnacksOnTheBrain"

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Commentary:
🤣💸 We all know the struggle of trying to resist the tempting call of Amazon Prime! Who needs food and shelter when you can have another package delivered, right? #RetailTherapy #ByeByeSavings