Commentary:
"Therapy might fix your issues, but rest assured, your epic dad jokes are a permanent condition! 😅🛋️😂"
179 Funny self-care quotes
Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?
Commentary:
"Currently negotiating peace talks with my 'crisis cookies' 🍪😂 How's the Snickers diplomacy going? 😜🍫"
You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.
Commentary:
"When touching your toes feels like an Olympic sport. 🏋️♂️🧘♀️😅"
Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.
Commentary:
"Living my best life: Bed, no pants, and zero social skills 😂🛌🎉 #AntiSocialGoals"
Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.
Commentary:
"Who knew I shared so much in common with my houseplant? 🌿 Presenting: the incredible photosynthetic me! 😎☀️"
I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.
Commentary:
"Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf"
No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.
Commentary:
"When you cram a year's worth of flossing into one night… my teeth are confused. 😂🦷✨"
It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.
Commentary:
"3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"
Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.
Commentary:
"Channeling my inner caveman before unleashing the fashionista within! 🦍✂️✨ #RuggedToRunway"
Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.
Commentary:
"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘♀️"