263 Funny self-deprecation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, who knew water could be so smooth with the pick-up lines! 🌊💦 Looks like this person is making a splash with their flirting game – who could resist someone with such a refreshing sense of humor? 😉 #DiveIntoLove

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a full-on beauty hibernation? 💤🚮 #SleepingBeautyGoneWrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs years of practice when you have puzzle-solving superpowers? 🧩💪 Looks like you've cracked the code on the ultimate puzzle challenge! Maybe next time, you can tackle a Rubik's cube with your eyes closed 😉👀"

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