278 Funny self-deprecation quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an invisibility cloak when you've got awesomeness to conceal? 😎💫 Don't worry, I'm just sparing you from being blinded by my shine! ✨ #HumbleBrag"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

  Commentary:
  "Keep calm and play hard to get… Wait, that didn't work – I'm already hard to want! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I should try playing easy to get instead? 🤣 #DatingDilemmas"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

  Commentary:
  "Who said I'm gaining weight? I'm just expanding my storylines! 📚💪 Don't judge me, I'm just adding more chapters to my life! 📖🍕"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I embarrass myself in front of myself.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of self-embarrassment – when you outdo yourself in awkwardness! 🙈😅 Who needs an audience when you can entertain yourself with cringe-worthy moments, right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can’t spell disappointment without me.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew disappointment could be so punny? 🤷‍♂️ But hey, at least you're making a memorable impact! 😅 #DisappointmentGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I may not be able to bust a jar open, but I can flex my brain muscles like a champ! 💪💡 Who needs brute force when you've got mighty intellect, am I right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old 'glow up' – going from an awkward caterpillar to a fabulous butterfly! 🐛💫 Who needs a mirror when you've got hindsight, right? 😂 #TransformationTuesday"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs big chances when you've got big thighs? 💁‍♀️ Embrace your thunder thighs and conquer the world – one squat at a time! 🏋️‍♀️💪 #ThighsOfSteel #LifeGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic humble brag dilemma! 🤭 It's like saying, "I'm not saying I'm awesome but… I am totally awesome!" 🌟 So modest, yet so not. It's the ultimate humble flex, wrapped in a veil of faux modesty. Just own the awesomeness, folks! 💁‍♂️ #BraggingAboutNotBragging

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to uncover my hidden talents is like playing hide and seek with my own self. 🕵️‍♀️🎭 Maybe they're just really good at hiding, or maybe I need a treasure map to find them! 🗺️😂 Who knew I could be so mysterious even to myself! 🤷‍♂️🔍"

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