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Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Making waves on Slack:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Trending via TikTok:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Spotted on TikTok:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Going viral on Threads:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Broadcasted on Discord:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Trending via Twitch:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

11 shares on Slack this month:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,525

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Spotted on X:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Seen just now on WeChat:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Spotted on Twitch:

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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