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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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People who say β€œteamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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I brake for no one, except squirrels.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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Turns out β€œV for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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β€œYou handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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β€œYou’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always β€œNever.”

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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