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Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,706

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Shared recently on Slack:

Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

Just shared via Threads:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Just shared via Slack:

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

Going viral on WeChat:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Just landed via Facebook:

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on Discord this month:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

86 shares on X this month:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

60 shares on Slack this month:

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

100 shares on Threads this month:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

20 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,681

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Making waves on Messenger:

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

Trending via Messenger:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Live now on WeChat:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Just landed via Twitch:

Normalize booing in the workplace.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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