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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Breaking via WeChat:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Seen just now on Threads:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Reported on Snapchat:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Just landed via X:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Just landed via Messenger:

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Making waves on Facebook:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Spotted on Facebook:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Making waves on Instagram:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Breaking via Messenger:

Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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