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Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,442

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Live now on YouTube:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Going viral on Snapchat:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

Broadcasted on X:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

Just landed via Discord:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Trending via WeChat:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

99 shares on Facebook this month:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

21 shares on Slack this month:

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,320

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

Making waves on Telegram:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Breaking via Slack:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

Making waves on Instagram:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

Trending via Instagram:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Just shared via TikTok:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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