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Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Going bananas on WeChat:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

Shared recently on Discord:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Just landed via Telegram:

Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

Going viral on Threads:

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

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45 shares on YouTube this month:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

43 shares on Threads this month:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

35 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

74 shares on X this month:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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Men are very good at being women lately.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

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I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

At least life has music.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

Just shared via Instagram:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Trending via TikTok:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Spotted on Facebook:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Just shared via Discord:

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Going viral on Messenger:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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