Commentary:
🍑🔥 "Well, who knew your rear end was such a hot commodity! 😉🚓 Better watch out for any 'hot' pursuits now – literally! Stay sizzling, mate!" 🔥🍑
26 Funny smoking quotes
Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.
Commentary:
Well, that's one way to look at it! 🥓🚬 Who knew combining two deadly vices could result in a miracle cure? 😂 Just be sure to smoke your bacon responsibly, folks! #BadIdeasGoneGood
I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.
Commentary:
Seems like this employee was just thinking ahead to accommodate all preferences, even in the afterlife! 😂🔥⚰️ Who knew that in the funeral business, it's all about the final smoking vs. non-smoking section! #RestInPeaceOrInAshes
Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.
Commentary:
Oh, so vaping is like the ultimate cockblocker for onlookers, huh? 😂🚭 Nothing like a cloud of vapor to spice up the atmosphere, or kill the mood, depending on who you ask! 💨🚫 So, watch out vapers, you might inadvertently be saving yourself from unwanted advances! 😅 #VapeAndChill
Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.
Commentary:
Trying to pick the lesser evil: the couch potato version of harm reduction 😂📺📱
The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.
Commentary:
Smelling like a campfire is only cool if you've actually been camping 😆🔥🚭