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Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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Breaking via WhatsApp:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

Shared recently on TikTok:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Shared recently on Discord:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

Going bananas on Reddit:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

Seen just now on Discord:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Trending via Reddit:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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29 shares on Discord this month:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

69 shares on Discord this month:

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

“You’re crazy.” God forbid I keep my family traits alive.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Shared recently on Slack:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

Just shared via Messenger:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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