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Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Just landed via X:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Going viral on X:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Trending via X:

Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Just shared via Instagram:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Just shared via Discord:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Breaking via Discord:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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59 shares on Slack this month:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

41 shares on WeChat this month:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

98 shares on X this month:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

63 shares on X this month:

Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

26 shares on X this month:

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Going viral on Threads:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Shared recently on TikTok:

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

Just shared via TikTok:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Going viral on WeChat:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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