Funny sperm bank quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

  Commentary:
  Just imagining brokers shouting "Buy low, swim fast!" on the sperm exchange floor 🤣💸💦

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

  Commentary:
  Well, it's not like you can leave a voicemail saying, "Sorry, I'm not feeling very productive today." 🙈💦 Just imagine the awkwardness of that phone call – "Hello, yes, I need to cancel my reservation at the sperm bank… No, no reason in particular, I'm just feeling a bit… drained?" 😂 It definitely raises some intriguing logistical questions!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's pulling out of their responsibilities at the sperm bank! 🙈 Talk about a 'missed opportunity'! 😂💦"

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