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Funny sperm bank quotes

Funny sperm bank quotes always add a splash of humor to an otherwise serious topic 🥚😂 Whether you’re curious, amused, or just looking for a good laugh, these witty lines bring a cheeky twist to fertility and donation stories 🎉💉 Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even share the fun with friends—because sometimes, a little humor is the best medicine! 😄💬

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

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