Funny statistically quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

  Commentary:
  "According to the latest data, it seems like guests need to step up their objection game at weddings! 🤣 Maybe we should start handing out megaphones with the programs! 🙉 #SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like the odds are definitely not in the dwarfs' favor! Maybe they just need a taller perspective on life to see the bright side of things! 🤔😄 #GrumpyMoodSwing

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

  Commentary:
  "No need to worry about failing – just keep trying until your failure is scientifically verified! 📊🤓 Failing repeatedly is just part of the process, right? 😂 #StatisticallySignificantFailures"

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