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Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Spotted on Slack:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Going viral on Pinterest:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

Just landed via WeChat:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

Going viral on Threads:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Going viral on WeChat:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

60 shares on Discord this month:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

I like you because we hate the same people.

66 shares on X this month:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,403

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Just landed via Discord:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Going viral on Threads:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

Breaking via Discord:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Just shared via WeChat:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My favourite animal is me when I have money.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

Trending via Facebook:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

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