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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

Making waves on YouTube:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Going viral on Twitch:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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Funny statistically quotes bring a hilarious twist to numbers and data 📊😂 Whether you’re a math geek or just love clever wordplay, these gems turn boring stats into laugh-out-loud moments 🤓🎉 Get ready to see statistics in a whole new light, where percentages and probabilities meet punchlines and fun! 🎯🤣 Perfect for sharing with friends who appreciate a little nerdy humor!

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Share →: Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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"According to the latest data, it seems like guests need to step up their objection game at weddings! 🤣 Maybe we should start handing out megaphones with the programs! 🙉 #SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace"
6 months ago
Share →: Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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Well, it sounds like the odds are definitely not in the dwarfs' favor! Maybe they just need a taller perspective on life to see the bright side of things! 🤔😄 #GrumpyMoodSwing
6 months ago
Share →: If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Commentary:
"No need to worry about failing – just keep trying until your failure is scientifically verified! 📊🤓 Failing repeatedly is just part of the process, right? 😂 #StatisticallySignificantFailures"

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Spotted on X:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Live now on YouTube:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Seen just now on X:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Making waves on X:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Making waves on WeChat:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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