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- My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.
- The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.
- Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.
- Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.
- If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.
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- If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.
- I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.
- Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.
- Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.
- My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.
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