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Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

Trending via Snapchat:

In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

Shared recently on Twitch:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Trending via Reddit:

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

Just landed via X:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

86 shares on Twitch this month:

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

96 shares on WeChat this month:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

64 shares on X this month:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

52 shares on Threads this month:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

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I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

Broadcasted on Slack:

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

Shared recently on Messenger:

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

Trending via Instagram:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Spotted on Discord:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Going viral on WeChat:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Going viral on Messenger:

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

Going viral on Pinterest:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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