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I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Going viral on YouTube:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Breaking via Telegram:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Going viral on Twitch:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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Funny stupid question quotes 😂💡 are the perfect way to lighten the mood and embrace those hilariously silly moments we all have! Whether you’re baffled by everyday quirks or just love a good laugh 🤪, these witty gems remind us that sometimes asking the silliest questions is the smartest move. Ready to giggle and think twice? Let’s dive into some playful brain teasers and chuckle-worthy fun! 🎉✨

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Share →: Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Commentary:
"When curiosity calls and logic doesn't pick up! 🤔📞😂"
5 months ago
Share →: They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like some people have a talent for asking questions at the most inconvenient times! Who knew that pondering the existence of stupid questions could lead to such a hilariously ironic wake-up call? Just remember, even if you're asleep, your sense of humor is always wide awake!
6 months ago
Share →: Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Commentary:
"Because sometimes words just can't capture the utter ridiculousness of a truly stupid question! Let's bust out those interpretive dance moves and pirouette our way to enlightenment. 💃🕺 Don't just answer – groove your way through it! 🤪 #DanceLikeNoOneIsAskingStupidQuestions"

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

We decided to have money instead of children.

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Trending via Pinterest:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Making waves on Messenger:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Live now on Facebook:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Reported on LinkedIn:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Just landed via TikTok:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Making waves on Reddit:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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