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Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Going viral on Twitch:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Going viral on Slack:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Seen just now on Threads:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Just landed via Slack:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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Just shared via Snapchat:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Trending via Threads:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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