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Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Shared recently on Discord:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Broadcasted on Telegram:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Just shared via Twitch:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Shared recently on Facebook:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Trending via WhatsApp:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Trending via Slack:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

68 shares on Discord this month:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

79 shares on X this month:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WeChat:

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

Just shared via Instagram:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

Shared recently on Threads:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Breaking via Reddit:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Making waves on Instagram:

Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Broadcasted on X:

So blunt, you can smoke my truth.

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