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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Just shared via TikTok:

My toxic trait is optimism.

Reported on WhatsApp:

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Making waves on Snapchat:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Spotted on TikTok:

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Going viral on Messenger:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Breaking via X:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Just landed via Discord:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Seen just now on Facebook:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Trending via LinkedIn:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Seen just now on Twitch:

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

Just shared via Twitch:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Reported on Snapchat:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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