Funny sweating quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

  Commentary:
  When your love life is so hot, even the candles need a fan! 🔥🕯️💦 Guess it's time to turn up the heat or maybe just grab some ice—either way, romance is definitely cooking! 😅💑

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

  Commentary:
  "Exercising: when your body reacts like it's in the middle of a turf war with itself 😅🏃‍♂️💦 But hey, at least you're getting a wheeze-ercise instead of a workout, right? Keep pushing through, even if it means racing with your own heart!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's having a serious case of spud-sweats! 🥔💦 Mayo-drenched marathon, anyone? 😅 #PotatoSaladProblems"

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