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Funny sweating quotes 💦 bring a hilarious twist to those sticky, sweaty moments we all experience! Whether you’re melting in the summer heat ☀️ or nervously sweating through a big presentation 😅, these witty lines turn discomfort into comedy. Get ready to laugh off the sweat and embrace the mess with a smile 😄—because sometimes, sweating it out is just too funny to ignore!

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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