Funny syrup quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your child's breakfast choice has turned your furniture into a breakfast buffet! 🥞🍁 Get ready to have a sticky situation on your hands (and probably your couch) for the next few days! Just remember, a pancake-scented home is the latest interior design trend 😉🛋️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

  Commentary:
  "From 'I'm starting the year healthy and strong!' to 'Syrup = Vegetable logic level: expert' in just 20 days 🥑🍁🥞 #NewYearResolutionsGoneWild"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

  Commentary:
  Ah, waffles – the ultimate syrup containment system disguised as a breakfast treat! 🥞🍁 Who knew that a few strategically placed boxes could make such a difference in the syrup-to-bite ratio? It's like a sweet, savory engineering masterpiece in every bite! 🧇🤣

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