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Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Going viral on Slack:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Going bananas on Discord:

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Trending via Instagram:

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

Making waves on Twitch:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Just shared via YouTube:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Going viral on Discord:

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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43 shares on Twitch this month:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

61 shares on Slack this month:

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

83 shares on Discord this month:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

35 shares on Reddit this month:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

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I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Making waves on TikTok:

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Just landed via Threads:

Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

Seen just now on Messenger:

It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Trending via Threads:

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Just shared via X:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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