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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

Reported on Reddit:

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Share →: Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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Looks like the nursing home is missing out on some epic dance parties! 🕺🎶 Maybe they're more into the classics like Beethoven or Sinatra? 💃🎵 Time to show them the wonders of techno beats and get the party started! 🔊🎉
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Share →: When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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"Imagine a world where traffic jams are a thing of the past for music lovers! 🕺🚗 Speeding tickets might just become the new gig tickets under this presidency 😂🎶 #FastLaneBeats"

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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My recliner and I go way back.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Just shared via Facebook:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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