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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Live now on Facebook:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Going viral on Instagram:

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Just landed via Messenger:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Going viral on Reddit:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Spotted on Threads:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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