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Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Just landed via Instagram:

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

Live now on Twitch:

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

Just shared via Slack:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Spotted on Instagram:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Going viral on Messenger:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Just shared via Telegram:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Just shared via Instagram:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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Just landed via Facebook:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Making waves on Twitch:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Reported on X:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Just shared via Slack:

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Trending via Telegram:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Breaking via Snapchat:

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Going viral on Facebook:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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