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Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

My parents think they know me.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

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15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Shared recently on Messenger:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Going viral on Slack:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Spotted on YouTube:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

Going viral on X:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

64 shares on Discord this month:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

14 shares on Threads this month:

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Talents: eating!

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I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,520

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

Overthinkaholic!

Going viral on TikTok:

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

Making waves on Discord:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Seen just now on Reddit:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Just shared via Messenger:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Trending via Facebook:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Making waves on Reddit:

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Just shared via Facebook:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

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