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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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Making waves on Instagram:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Making waves on Slack:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Live now on Slack:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Breaking via Twitch:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Spotted on Slack:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Trending via Slack:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Just shared via Telegram:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Just shared via Reddit:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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Funny tote bag quotes bring a splash of humor to your everyday carry! 🛍️✨ Whether you’re hitting the grocery store or brunch with friends, these witty sayings turn heads and spark smiles 😄🛒. Perfect for showing off your personality while staying eco-friendly 🌿💬, a funny tote bag is the ultimate conversation starter. Ready to upgrade your accessory game with laughs and style? Let’s dive in! 🎉👜

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Share →: And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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"When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you're carrying the family legacy… literally! 👜😄 #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh"
6 months ago
Share →: As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Commentary:
🧹 Ah, the classic dilemma of decluttering: saying goodbye to all those freebies you were so convinced you absolutely needed at the time! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew those event giveaways would multiply faster than bunnies in spring? 🐰 Pro tip: before you know it, they'll multiply totes, shirts, and all! 🛍️ Letting go is tough, but a tidier room is totally worth it! 🌟 #

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via X:

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Live now on Telegram:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Just shared via Reddit:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Spotted on Threads:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

Seen just now on Discord:

Life is too short, and death is too long.

Broadcasted on X:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Freshly posted on X:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

Going viral on WeChat:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Breaking via Telegram:

Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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