Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,699

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Breaking via Instagram:

When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

Going viral on Twitch:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Just shared via TikTok:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Funny ugly side quotes

Funny ugly side quotes bring out the hilarious truth behind those awkward moments we all try to hide 😜😂 Embracing imperfections with a wink and a smile, these gems turn flaws into pure comedy gold 💎🤣 Ready to laugh at the quirks that make us uniquely awesome? Let’s dive into the funny, ugly side of life and celebrate the beauty in being perfectly imperfect! 🎉😎

New funny ugly side quotes 👇

All funny ugly side quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

88 shares on Telegram this month:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

51 shares on Messenger this month:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,364

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Happy new fear!

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WeChat:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Live now on Pinterest:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Making waves on TikTok:

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

Trending via Twitch:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Spotted on Slack:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

Just landed via Telegram:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴