Funny uninterested quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect recipe for a long-lasting relationship: one part indifference, one part sarcasm, and a sprinkle of existential crisis. 🤷‍♂️💔 Who can resist such a compelling offer? Let's start a sitcom called 'The Apathetic Duo' and see where this complete disinterest takes us! 😂🏠"

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