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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Going viral on Threads:

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Trending via Reddit:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Freshly posted on X:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Going viral on YouTube:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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Share →: Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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Ah, the good ol' days of TV aerobics! 💪📺 Those were the times when remote controls were our own two feet, and the ultimate challenge was trying to find the perfect spot for that perfect reception! 🚶‍♂️📡 Let's just say, we've come a long way since the days of channel-surfing marathons and accidental exercise routines! 😂 #ThrowbackTech #TVFitnessGoals 🚶‍
6 months ago
Share →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Commentary:
"Who needs the thrill of conquering Mount Everest when you can conquer the TV remote from the comfort of your couch with a bag of potato chips? 🏔️🥶🛋️ #AdventureVsLazySunday"

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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Shared recently on Telegram:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Making waves on Instagram:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Reported on Pinterest:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Just landed via WeChat:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Breaking via Threads:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Going viral on Slack:

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Trending via Slack:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Going viral on Reddit:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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