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Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Spotted on Snapchat:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Just shared via Twitch:

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

Just landed via X:

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Going bananas on Threads:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Just landed via Telegram:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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28 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

63 shares on X this month:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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Relationship status: I love my bed.

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Going bananas on Telegram:

If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

Making waves on Messenger:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

Making waves on Messenger:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Shared recently on Twitch:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Making waves on WeChat:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Making waves on YouTube:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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