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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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Funny violin quotes bring a playful twist to the world of string music, highlighting the humorous side of playing this elegant instrument. 🎻😄 From poking fun at practice struggles to celebrating the quirks of violinists, these quotes offer a light-hearted look at the ups and downs of life with a violin. Dive into these funny violin quotes and let the music and laughter begin! 😂🎶

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Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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Avocado is just green butter.

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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