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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

Seen just now on Discord:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

Going viral on Instagram:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Live now on Threads:

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Just landed via Discord:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

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Funny violin quotes

Funny violin quotes bring a playful twist to the world of string music, highlighting the humorous side of playing this elegant instrument. 🎻😄 From poking fun at practice struggles to celebrating the quirks of violinists, these quotes offer a light-hearted look at the ups and downs of life with a violin. Dive into these funny violin quotes and let the music and laughter begin! 😂🎶

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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63 shares on Messenger this month:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

65 shares on Discord this month:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

86 shares on Twitch this month:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

46 shares on Discord this month:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

Seen just now on X:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Going viral on Messenger:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Going viral on Pinterest:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Spotted on Facebook:

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

Just landed via Telegram:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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