Funny waiting room quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the waiting game champion! 🏆 Sitting pretty in a waiting room like a pro, armed with the ultimate weapon – my phone! 📱Who needs Netflix and chill when you can have Phone and Still? 😂 #WaitingRoomWarrior

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a waiting room where the doctors are nervously flipping through magazines and checking the time as they wait for their patients. 🤔⏳ Who's really in charge here? 😆 #RoleReversal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

  Commentary:
  "Judging a good doctor by their waiting room Wi-Fi? Well, looks like the real key to a strong patient-doctor relationship is a solid connection! 📶💉 Who knew your internet speed could be a vital sign too? 🤣 #DoctorApprovedInternet"

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