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Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Being strange is exhausting.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,683

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Just landed via Pinterest:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Just shared via Telegram:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

Going bananas on Telegram:

So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

Freshly posted on Discord:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

Making waves on WeChat:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Going viral on Telegram:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Spotted on Messenger:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Trending via Twitch:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

79 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

79 shares on Discord this month:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,530

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

Making waves on Pinterest:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Just landed via TikTok:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Seen just now on X:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Seen just now on X:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Just landed via TikTok:

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

Live now on Snapchat:

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

Just landed via X:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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