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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

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Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

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Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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Sane is boring.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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