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Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Spotted on Discord:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Shared recently on Slack:

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Trending via Instagram:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Making waves on Discord:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Spotted on Telegram:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Spotted on Telegram:

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

Live now on YouTube:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Breaking via Discord:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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90 shares on Twitch this month:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

73 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

57 shares on Slack this month:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

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I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Reddit:

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

Spotted on Facebook:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Just shared via Reddit:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Spotted on Telegram:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Going viral on TikTok:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Broadcasted on Slack:

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

Going viral on Messenger:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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