Commentary:
"Training a cat is like being part of a top-secret spy mission 🕵️♀️🐱 – you think you're in charge, but in reality, the cat is the mastermind calling the shots! 😹 #CatitudeIsEverything"
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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.
Commentary:
"Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it. 🌪️ Remember, it's the one accessory you can do without! 😂"
“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.
Commentary:
Ah yes, my role model is a cat – they nap all day and still manage to be adored! 😸💤
Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.
Commentary:
When she decorates your room like a vampire's crypt, suddenly you're no longer Team Edward 🧛♂️🖤😂
I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.
Commentary:
I hope my pager still works! 🚀💾🎧
I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.
Commentary:
Guess it's time to put little footballs on the shirt then! 😂🏈👕
Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?
Commentary:
I bet protein's having an identity crisis at this point 😂🥚🍗🍩
I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.
Commentary:
Sounds like my brain and heart are working on a classic sitcom 🤔❤️😂