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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

Shared recently on Messenger:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Going viral on Reddit:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Just landed via Threads:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Breaking via Instagram:

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Shared recently on X:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

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96 shares on Twitch this month:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

56 shares on Facebook this month:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

36 shares on Slack this month:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

Aura is the real business card.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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Just shared via Discord:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Shared recently on TikTok:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Breaking via Instagram:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Making waves on Facebook:

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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More funny warm quotes 👇

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

All funny warm quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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