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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WeChat:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Just landed via X:

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Just shared via Twitch:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Spotted on Messenger:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Just shared via Telegram:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

54 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

78 shares on Threads this month:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

70 shares on Instagram this month:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

76 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

87 shares on X this month:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

98 shares on X this month:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

No plans and no pants kind of day.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

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15,509

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Spotted on Threads:

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

Seen just now on Instagram:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Live now on WhatsApp:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Going viral on Discord:

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Just shared via TikTok:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Trending via WeChat:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Shared recently on Threads:

My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

Trending via Threads:

The void screams into me.

Just shared via Reddit:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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