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Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Reported on X:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Spotted on Twitch:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Making waves on Discord:

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Just landed via Reddit:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Going viral on Facebook:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Making waves on Messenger:

One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

Trending via Twitch:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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Funny wicked quotes bring out the mischievous side of humor 😈, blending clever wit with a dash of sass 😜. Perfect for those moments when you want to laugh a little devilishly 😏 or add some spice to your day 🔥. Whether you’re sharing with friends or just need a cheeky grin, these quotes serve up playful wickedness with a smile 😄. Get ready to unleash your inner troublemaker! 🎉

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Making waves on Instagram:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Making waves on Slack:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Shared recently on Slack:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Seen just now on Discord:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Spotted on X:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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