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Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Just landed via YouTube:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

Going bananas on Instagram:

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Trending via TikTok:

Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Trending via WeChat:

I am thick and tired.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Making waves on Discord:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Spotted on Slack:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Funny WWIII quotes

Funny WWIII quotes bring a hilarious twist to a serious topic, turning tension into laughter 😂💥. Whether you’re a history buff or just love clever one-liners, these witty gems will lighten the mood and keep you chuckling 😆🌍. Ready for some unexpected humor in the face of global chaos? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on World War III that prove comedy really can be found anywhere! 🎉🔥

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Social Media Stars ⭐

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

35 shares on Threads this month:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

63 shares on X this month:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

22 shares on Slack this month:

Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

75 shares on Slack this month:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Just landed via Telegram:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Breaking via Twitch:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

Going viral on Slack:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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