Funny WWIII quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

  Commentary:
  "Don't mess with someone who has a crow army on speed dial! 🦅💪🍿 #FeatheredAllies #BringItOnWWIII"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's priorities are clearly in order! 🥛🐱 Canceling milk delivery is serious business when WWIII is looming, but protecting the cat is non-negotiable. Gotta love a feline's survival instincts, they always know when it's time to hunker down! 😄🌏💥

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