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Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,524

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

Trending via Telegram:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Going viral on Threads:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

Seen just now on Discord:

Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Making waves on Slack:

Stop dating if you have no car.

Making waves on Slack:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Going viral on X:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

69 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

12 shares on Slack this month:

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

33 shares on Discord this month:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,699

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Wolves should really raise more people.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Making waves on Threads:

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Trending via WeChat:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

Breaking via Twitch:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Going viral on Pinterest:

A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Just shared via Reddit:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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