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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

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iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

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Breaking via Telegram:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

Spotted on Slack:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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67 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

98 shares on Discord this month:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Trending via WhatsApp:

FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

Trending via Discord:

Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

Seen just now on WeChat:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Just landed via Twitch:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.

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