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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.