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Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Just landed via Slack:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

Just landed via Reddit:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Trending via YouTube:

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Broadcasted on Discord:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Just shared via Instagram:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

Going viral on Reddit:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Spotted on Messenger:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

65 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

85 shares on Threads this month:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

41 shares on YouTube this month:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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Earth is hard.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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Fries, not lies.

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Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Just landed via Reddit:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

Making waves on X:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

Just landed via YouTube:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Going bananas on Instagram:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Trending via WeChat:

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I run a parody bank account.

Going viral on WeChat:

I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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