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I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?