In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?