It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.