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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?