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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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Broadcasted on Instagram:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Making waves on Discord:

Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.

Going viral on Instagram:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Going viral on Slack:

I am thick and tired.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Trending via Reddit:

My middle finger salutes you.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Going viral on Instagram:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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79 shares on WeChat this month:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

10 shares on X this month:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

57 shares on Threads this month:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

34 shares on Facebook this month:

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Trending via WeChat:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Just shared via Slack:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Seen just now on Telegram:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Making waves on Threads:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Just landed via Twitch:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

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Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

Freshly posted on Threads:

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

I will never stop being a quitter!

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

I will never stop being a quitter!

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