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  • When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”
  • Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.
  • The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.
  • In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”
  • Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”
  • I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.