The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my sleep schedule is booked solid! 📚😴😂 Related funny posts 😂 No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that. Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today. I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up. I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today. My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.