“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”