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  • Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.
  • Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.
  • I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.
  • Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.
  • Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.
  • I already want to take a nap tomorrow.