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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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This whole week could have been an email.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

59 shares on Threads this month:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

88 shares on Slack this month:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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My love language is being sent money.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

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Life is really sucking the life out of me.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Freshly posted on Slack:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

Live now on Twitch:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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