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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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Trending via Telegram:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Going viral on Twitch:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Breaking via X:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

Just shared via TikTok:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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95 shares on X this month:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

48 shares on Discord this month:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

Not going is the new leaving early.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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Trending via Slack:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Just shared via Facebook:

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Making waves on Messenger:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Shared recently on X:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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