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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Looks like they've mastered the ancient art of "Silent Marital Telepathy" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’‘

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