After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak. Commentary:Looks like they've mastered the ancient art of "Silent Marital Telepathy" ๐๐ค๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married. I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower! One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees. Why would I get married when itโs a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce? Girls โฆ I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision wonโt seem so reasonable anymore.