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An actual crime against humanity: Youth wasted on worrying. Live, laugh, love…and maybe cringe a bit less! 😂🙌💃
Author Archives: slickboy
Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.
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Sounds like you're the family's limited edition collectible: rare, valuable, and a little bit mischievous! 🐑⭐️😎
Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”
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Miso soup sounds like it's having a little identity crisis: "Miso, you so, we all so… soup!" 🍲🤔😂
I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.
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Who needs a six-pack when you’ve got a cooler full of snacks? 🍕🏖️😎
Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.
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When a grocery trip turns into hide and seek! 🛒🔍😅
A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.
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Looks like my life is the ultimate seduction, considering even I can’t figure out what’s going on! 🤔🔍✨
The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.
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Waking up feeling like a detective piecing together last night's dreams! 🕵️♂️💤🧩
The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.
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Sounds like you're just two small details away from becoming a Finnish local! 😅🇫🇮🗣️💼
It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.
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Ah, the social media version of survival of the silliest! 😂🤪 #TrueFriendsTest
If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.
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Following influencers like it's a full-time career 😅📱 #CertifiedInfluenced