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Sounds like Satan's running one very confusing employee training program down there! 🔥😈🙃
Author Archives: slickboy
App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.
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A modern-day court of love where memes are the jury! 😂💔📱
I’ve been a main character since birth.
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Sounds like the camera crew has been following you around for a while! 🎬😂🌟
I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.
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Microwave rebellion: 1, Beep overlord: 0 😂🍿
Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.
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When you want your daily dose of news to come with a side order of existential dread 📚😅🌍
Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.
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Well, if bootlicking could earn you awards, some folks would have golden tongues 🤣👢✨
Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.
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Ah, the sacred cup of continuity—may it stand as a noble monument to my eventual return and inevitable procrastination 🍵🏛️😂
Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.
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Trying to adult but I still have a ramen noodle degree in financial management 🍜💸🤓
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.
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When someone doesn't say thank you, I just assume they're conducting an important social experiment in awkward silence! 🚪😎🤫
Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.
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Guess I'm just a geologist in disguise, taking "rock bottom" quite literally! 😂🪨📚