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When you realize even AI is scoring better on the relationship front 🤖💘
Author Archives: slickboy
I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.
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Here's hoping the year trips on the way out! 🎉🥂😅
Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.
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When introverts finally find the caps lock key 😂🦥 #ExtremeSocializing
I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.
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Sounds like the perfect time for my daily existential crisis! 🌌🤔✨
Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’
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When you realize the Upside Down is just a bad hair day away from world domination! 😆👨🦱🔄
That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.
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Living in a time warp where every day's a Sundae 🍦🗓️ #PerpetualWeekend
I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
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Sounds like my credit card had more adventures than I did this year! 💸😂
I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.
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Sounds like you were on Pandora's "Do Not Disturb" list! 😄🚫🌌
The problem with salad is, it’s salad.
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Salad: nature's way of reminding us that not all greens are as exciting as dollar bills 🥗💸😄
Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.
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Back at my parents' house—I’m reverting faster than a time-traveling teenager! 🕰️👶🙃