Author Archives: slickboy

Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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Guess I'm stuck with current me as my sidekick on this hero's journey! 🦸‍♂️💪🤣

I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

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When life gives you lemons, it could've given you a chocolate fountain instead! 🍋➡️🍫🎉

Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

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Lying around like a professional sloth is officially self-care training! 🛌😴🦥 #Goals

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

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A girlfriend who doesn’t flood your feed with selfies—talk about the perfect balance! 📷❌😅

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

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Sounds like a pajama fashion show on the couch runway! 🎉🛋️👕

Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

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When your sixth sense is more like a sixth sense of humor 😂🔮 #EmpathLife

Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

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Relatable trauma: my wallet and taste buds filing a joint complaint 🍽️💸😫

Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so.

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Looks like the stars aligned for some quality couch time 🔮🛋️✨

I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

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Trying to avoid spraining my mind with those mental gymnastics! 🤔🧠💪

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

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Is your washing machine available for motivational speeches? I've got some laundry-threatening procrastination issues over here! 🧺😅✨