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Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,692

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Just shared via Reddit:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Trending via Twitch:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Just landed via Reddit:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

Breaking via Twitch:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Making waves on Pinterest:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Trending via YouTube:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Making waves on Pinterest:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

42 shares on Messenger this month:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

54 shares on Threads this month:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

32 shares on Slack this month:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

18 shares on Discord this month:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

92 shares on Slack this month:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,672

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Trending via Pinterest:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Spotted on X:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Just shared via Slack:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Spotted on Messenger:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Making waves on Facebook:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

Trending via Twitch:

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

Just landed via Instagram:

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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