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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Just shared via Messenger:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Reported on Instagram:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Live now on Threads:

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Just landed via TikTok:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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Funny 1980s quotes bring back the vibrant vibes of neon colors, big hair, and unforgettable pop culture moments 🎉✨ Whether you’re a retro lover or just need a good laugh, these hilarious gems from the totally tubular decade will have you saying, “Like, OMG!” 😂👾 Get ready to time-travel with humor that’s as rad as a cassette tape rewind! 📼💥

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The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Just shared via WeChat:

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Shared recently on Slack:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Breaking via Telegram:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Trending via Pinterest:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Making waves on Twitch:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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