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Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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Just shared via Threads:

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

Going viral on Threads:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I wish more dumb people were shy.

Making waves on TikTok:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Going bananas on WeChat:

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Seen just now on Discord:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Live now on Pinterest:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Making waves on Discord:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Trending via TikTok:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Spotted on TikTok:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Funny 4pm quotes

Funny 4pm quotes are the perfect pick-me-up when the afternoon slump hits hard ☕️😴. Whether you’re battling the post-lunch haze or just counting down to happy hour 🍹, these witty lines bring a smile and a little extra energy to power through the day 💪😂. Ready to laugh your way to 5 o’clock? Keep scrolling for some seriously relatable vibes! 🎉🕓

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23 shares on Telegram this month:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it did.

45 shares on Threads this month:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

78 shares on Reddit this month:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

72 shares on Discord this month:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

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I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

I’ve been a main character since birth.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

Trending via Threads:

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

Going bananas on X:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Just shared via Threads:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Going bananas on WeChat:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Breaking via Facebook:

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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